so my alarm goes off this morning, and i have an epiphany

i have my radio set to n.p.r., and they had some canned footage of our venerable president spewing some crap about family values, bla bla bla, per usual. and i happened to think, what if i made up a drinking game with some popular bushisms?

family values: take a drink.
install freedom for the iraqi people: take two drinks.
weapons of mass destruction: take a drink.
between a man and a woman: finish your drink.

i could go on and on, but why devote any more time to him than this? i just need to work out the rules. i'll get back to you all.