spring cleaning

three of my friends are getting this by friday if they don't get it together stat:

dear ___,

thank you for the past ___ (months / years) being my (friend / friend with benefits / drinking buddy / acquaintance / other).

as a result of some recent (conversations / non-conversations / co-pays to shrink), i am recognizing our relationship as being one sided and borderline unhealthy, and, thus, think it's mentally healthiest to sever ties effective immediately.

cheers to all good things to you in your future endeavors--

--t

(and some people say i'm abrasive, imagine!)