it's recently come to my attention

that my last post may be incorrect... (thanks, d.) how embarrassing... and here i thought everything one receives in email forwards is true. so i suppose that my genuine rolex, work-from-home-and-get-rich-quick scheme, and super hottttttt stock tips i've bet the farm on aren't legit as well? oh well. live and learn. i suppose next i'll be losing faith in our president, imagine.

it appears this is the first day in a few weeks that it isn't 'wow, i could grow rice in here' steamy and warm. i have mixed emoticons about that... i hope this doesn't mean the beginning of the end of the summer? i love the steamy goodness of nyc during the summer, i really do. if you can't take the heat, move to canada, i say! treadmills are for dorks, so the least amount of time i can spend on them, the better. in other words, i'm not ready for temperatures to plummet down to chilliness anytime soon. so, despite my lack of air conditioning, i say come back hazy, hot, and humid! it keeps all the wussies behind doors in their artificially climate-controlled homes, and leaves the real men (ahem) to reclaim this over-gentrified city. (drama queen much?)

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came across this lovely little article in the times yesterday, thought for sure it was a joke. then i vomited.