OH THANK GOODNESS

it's NOT a kidney stone. or it might have been at one point, but it's not now. the important thing is that after many tests, including a cat scan (barium is better than instant coffee and prunes, btw) and theeeeeeee THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE most horrid i'llleaveoutthedetails test today, i'm going to splerge on a new watch and lay by the water.

see, alls well that ends well. the triglycerides... well, i can only deal with one crisis a day, lol.