i don't have many firsts left...
but i had one tonight... played the huge lotto. i'm suuuuuuuuuch a loser. oh, ps, i didn't win (no shit.) had to have mohammed explain how it works. whatever. quick picks? fine. he was annoyed he had to stop selling glass pipes to long island stoners ('who came into the city to party.' RIGHT. ON A 10 DEGREE TUESDAY.) but fuck him.
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i have heat tonight! even though it's cold, i have heat. the front doors don't lock, but what the hell... i have heat...
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r.i.p., ernest gallo... your jugs of vino have gotten me out of so many uncomfortable situations...bless your mass marketed wine genius...
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to the guy on the tread next to me tonight... no, i won't stop banging. i'm sorry you're on the phone, but i'm working out. deal.
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oh taco bell with the rats, really you were fooling no one, but i appreciate the buzz you brought to my hood. did john's pizzeria and the rizzoteria need to suffer your wrath (window sign read, 'we have to move our sink closer to the pizza making area, for that they closed us down due to regulations made this week.')???? at least we got rid of taco bell... that's something...
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i have heat tonight! even though it's cold, i have heat. the front doors don't lock, but what the hell... i have heat...
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r.i.p., ernest gallo... your jugs of vino have gotten me out of so many uncomfortable situations...bless your mass marketed wine genius...
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to the guy on the tread next to me tonight... no, i won't stop banging. i'm sorry you're on the phone, but i'm working out. deal.
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oh taco bell with the rats, really you were fooling no one, but i appreciate the buzz you brought to my hood. did john's pizzeria and the rizzoteria need to suffer your wrath (window sign read, 'we have to move our sink closer to the pizza making area, for that they closed us down due to regulations made this week.')???? at least we got rid of taco bell... that's something...
posted by tom at 11:26 PM
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