i've never actually had domino's pizza...

...and now i surely never will. can you imagine what a miserable, repressed asshole this guy must be? geesh. just reinforces the skewed 'do as i say, not as i do' mentality of bible thumpers... willing to spend every last breath to get the american public to eat his health-food (thus killing the body), but draws the line at condoms (thus saving the body).

i'd love to see an ironic twist to this place... like a thriving prostitution business or florida's biggest planned parenthood clinic opening up or something... aah, a boy can dream...