and i'll miss you both, dearly

sadly, as bigbossman got demoted to being merely bossman, he, most sadly and understandably, saved his pride and resigned today making him nonbossman. i will miss him, as will just about every person at big brother with the exception of the nasty ones who put him in that position. very sad, he's a good bigbossman, i wish him the best, and i hope our paths cross professionally some day.

and this is it for a bit, kids: tomorrow is the day that the tod bump project of 2005 gets removed or corrected or whatever a surgeon does with a hernia. (actually, i know the answer to this, they gave me a book that is FAR too graphic for my wussy ass, but i'll spare you...) it's my grand opening, if you will, so i'll be away from this here bloggy-thing for a teensy weensy bit. and getting ducks in a row are why many of you haven't gotten emails lately. apologies, but i'll be in touch soon, i promise. good-bye, dear tod bump project of 2005. i'll miss you in an odd way even though you suck. (like remember that time at the beach in august when i was showing you off to everyone and i got the whole, 'dude you're a freak! what the hell is that thing?!' nobody's ever said that to me before. i feel like we really connected. you and me against the world.) i'll miss you, man.

i won't be away long, my dears, for i'll have wifi at marge's where i'll be playing valley of the dolls whilst enjoying the october sun and the big, squishy (albeit dumb as a rock) sheepdogs. and i get a cool scar! shall i name it todd two after you? or tod one because it's because of you? hmm. anyway, i'm thrilled to be getting so many days from work to rest in a haze, this should be part of any corporate american firm's benefits package: at least two weeks, in addition to your vacation/sick/personal/floating time, to tune in and drop out.

stay beautiful, my friends--